They call him ‘Amtrak Joe’ because he’s been riding trains longer than some trains have been running. He probably remembers when they were pulled by horses.
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Corvette in the Garage
Joe Biden keeps his Corvette in the garage next to classified documents. At least the car has proper security clearance.
📅 June 8, 2025
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Biden's Aviators Collection
Joe Biden has so many pairs of aviator sunglasses, Ray-Ban named him their unofficial president. It's the only election he…
📅 June 8, 2025
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Come on, Man!
Joe Biden says 'Come on, man!' so often, it's become an official diplomatic phrase. Other world leaders are starting to…
📅 June 8, 2025
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Biden's Age Jokes
Joe Biden is so experienced, he remembers when the Dead Sea was just feeling a little under the weather.
📅 June 8, 2025
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Scranton Mention
Why does Joe Biden mention Scranton in every speech? Because GPS wasn't invented when he left, so he's still trying…
📅 June 8, 2025
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Biden's Ice Cream Addiction
Why does Joe Biden love ice cream so much? Because it's the only thing that doesn't melt under political pressure!
📅 June 8, 2025
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