Why was Eisenhower bald? Because all his hair went AWOL during World War II and never reported back for duty.
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Farewell Address Warning
Eisenhower's farewell address was like a dad giving advice: wise, important, and completely ignored by the next generation.
📅 June 9, 2025
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NATO Supreme Commander
Eisenhower was NATO's first Supreme Commander. He was so good at international relations, other countries asked for his autograph.
📅 June 9, 2025
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Eisenhower's Golf Game
Dwight Eisenhower played so much golf, the White House lawn looked like a putting green. He called it 'executive sand…
📅 June 9, 2025
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I Like Ike
'I Like Ike' was such a simple slogan, even Eisenhower could remember it. Campaign strategy: keep it shorter than a…
📅 June 9, 2025
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Military-Industrial Complex
Eisenhower warned about the military-industrial complex. Ironically, he was probably the only president qualified to actually fight it.
📅 June 9, 2025
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Interstate Highway System
Eisenhower built the Interstate Highway System so Americans could drive to Canada when things got political. Very forward-thinking.
📅 June 9, 2025
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