Eisenhower built the Interstate Highway System so Americans could drive to Canada when things got political. Very forward-thinking.
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Ike's Bald Head
Why was Eisenhower bald? Because all his hair went AWOL during World War II and never reported back for duty.
📅 June 9, 2025
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Eisenhower's Painting
Eisenhower took up painting as a hobby. His portraits were so realistic, they looked like they could invade a small…
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Heart Attack Recovery
When Eisenhower had a heart attack, the stock market panicked. Apparently, even Wall Street had cardiac problems when Ike did.
📅 June 9, 2025
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Eisenhower's Kitchen Debate
Eisenhower didn't have the Kitchen Debate - that was Nixon. But Ike probably would have challenged Khrushchev to a golf…
📅 June 9, 2025
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Farewell Address Warning
Eisenhower's farewell address was like a dad giving advice: wise, important, and completely ignored by the next generation.
📅 June 9, 2025
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NATO Supreme Commander
Eisenhower was NATO's first Supreme Commander. He was so good at international relations, other countries asked for his autograph.
📅 June 9, 2025
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