Wilson wanted ‘peace without victory.’ Unfortunately, everyone else wanted victory without peace. Slight communication breakdown.
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Wilson's Idealism
Wilson was so idealistic, he thought he could make the world safe for democracy. Adorable, but naïve.
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Princeton University President
Before politics, Wilson was president of Princeton. He went from managing college students to managing Congress - similar skill sets…
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Progressive Era Reforms
Wilson passed so many Progressive Era reforms, conservatives are still trying to figure out what hit them. Academic efficiency meets…
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Federal Reserve Creation
Wilson created the Federal Reserve. Finally, a president who understood that money doesn't grow on trees - it grows in…
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Wilson's Fourteen Points
Woodrow Wilson had Fourteen Points for world peace. Unfortunately, he forgot Point Fifteen: 'Get Congress to agree with you first.'
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League of Nations
Wilson created the League of Nations, then couldn't get America to join. It was like organizing a party and forgetting…
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