Roosevelt was shot during a speech and kept talking. The bullet was probably intimidated by his voice and decided to wait politely.
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Bull Moose Party
When Republicans wouldn't nominate him, Roosevelt started the Bull Moose Party. Nothing says 'sore loser' like creating your own political…
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Roosevelt's Energy
Teddy Roosevelt had so much energy, he made Red Bull look like chamomile tea. Presidential hyperactivity disorder.
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Great White Fleet
Roosevelt sent the Great White Fleet around the world to show off American naval power. It was like a presidential…
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Square Deal
Roosevelt promised a 'Square Deal' for all Americans. In a world of crooked deals, square was revolutionary geometry.
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Teddy's Speak Softly
Theodore Roosevelt said 'speak softly and carry a big stick.' His version of speaking softly was like most people's version…
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Teddy Bear Origin
The teddy bear was named after Theodore Roosevelt. Finally, a president cute enough to be a children's toy.
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