The Bay of Pigs was such a disaster, JFK probably wished he could take back that ‘ask not’ speech and ask for a do-over instead.
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Cuban Missile Crisis
During the Cuban Missile Crisis, JFK was so calm under pressure, his rocking chair didn't even creak. That's presidential composure.
📅 June 9, 2025
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Kennedy's Youth
JFK was so young when elected, some voters thought they were choosing a student body president. Turns out they weren't…
📅 June 9, 2025
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JFK's Boston Accent
Why did John F. Kennedy sound so distinctive? Because when you're from Boston, even your political speeches need a 'pahk…
📅 June 9, 2025
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Kennedy's Hair
JFK's hair was so perfect, his barber needed a security clearance. It was classified as a matter of national style.
📅 June 9, 2025
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Ask Not What Your Country
When JFK said 'Ask not what your country can do for you,' he forgot to mention that your country might…
📅 June 9, 2025
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Kennedy's PT-109
JFK's PT-109 boat was sunk by the Japanese. It was the last time a Kennedy had trouble navigating choppy waters...…
📅 June 9, 2025
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