Washington supposedly said ‘I cannot tell a lie’ about chopping down a cherry tree. The story itself is a lie, which is ironically perfect.
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Crossing the Delaware
Washington crossed the Delaware on Christmas night to attack the British. Holiday warfare with artistic immortality.
📅 June 9, 2025
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Washington's Height
Washington was 6'2 when most men were much shorter. Presidential height advantage in an era of pocket-sized politicians."
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Whiskey Rebellion
Washington personally led troops against the Whiskey Rebellion. Presidential law enforcement through military cosplay.
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Washington's Precedents
Washington set precedents for everything - how to dress, act, and leave office. Presidential behavior manual written through example.
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Mount Vernon
Washington's Mount Vernon plantation was a working farm and distillery. Presidential agriculture with alcoholic side business.
📅 June 9, 2025
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Washington's Legacy
Washington is on the dollar bill, quarter, and has a state and capital named after him. Presidential branding that actually…
📅 June 9, 2025
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