Why did Bill Clinton jog to McDonald’s? Because he believed in the importance of balanced exercise – running TO fast food, walking BACK with it.
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I Did Not Inhale
Bill Clinton said he didn't inhale. That's the most unbelievable thing a politician has ever said, and that's saying something.
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June 8, 2025
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Feel Your Pain
Bill Clinton could 'feel your pain' so well, chiropractors started referring patients to him for empathy therapy.
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June 8, 2025
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Clinton's Charisma
Bill Clinton's charisma was so powerful, even his scandals were charming. That takes real political talent.
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June 8, 2025
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Arkansas Governor Days
When Bill Clinton was Arkansas governor, the state motto was temporarily changed to 'The Natural State of Smooth Talking.'
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June 8, 2025
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Clinton's Autobiography
Bill Clinton's autobiography was so long, readers needed a vacation just to finish the vacation chapter.
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June 8, 2025
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Bubba Nickname
They called Bill Clinton 'Bubba' because 'Your Excellency' seemed too formal for someone who made politics feel like a backyard…
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June 8, 2025
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