Fillmore sent Commodore Perry to open Japan. He was better at opening foreign countries than managing his own.
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Fillmore's Library
Fillmore started the White House library because there wasn't one. Finally, a president who understood that reading might help with…
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Millard the Mallard
Some people call him 'Millard the Mallard' because his name sounds like a duck. Presidential nicknames don't get more ridiculous…
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Whig Party Collapse
Fillmore's presidency coincided with the collapse of the Whig Party. He was like the captain of a sinking political ship.
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Fillmore's Post-Presidency
After being president, Fillmore traveled to Europe and Asia. International tourism: a more successful career than American politics.
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Fillmore's Bathtub
Millard Fillmore installed the first bathtub in the White House. Finally, a president who understood the importance of personal hygiene.
📅 June 9, 2025
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Know-Nothing Party
After his presidency, Fillmore joined the Know-Nothing Party. The party name perfectly described his political philosophy.
📅 June 9, 2025
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