Why did LBJ love his Texas ranch? Because it was the only place where he could be the biggest thing for miles around.
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All The Way with LBJ
Johnson's campaign slogan was 'All the Way with LBJ.' Vietnam veterans might have preferred 'Part of the Way with LBJ.'
📅 June 8, 2025
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Johnson's Phone Calls
LBJ made phone calls from the bathroom. He believed in multitasking - handling business while handling business.
📅 June 8, 2025
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War on Poverty
LBJ declared a War on Poverty. Unfortunately, he got distracted by an actual war and poverty won by default.
📅 June 8, 2025
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Johnson's Ego
Lyndon Johnson's ego was so big, when he entered a room, the room had to expand. That's why they built…
📅 June 8, 2025
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LBJ's Height
Lyndon Johnson was so tall, he could give you the 'Johnson Treatment' just by leaning over. It was like being…
📅 June 8, 2025
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Great Society Programs
LBJ's Great Society was so ambitious, it tried to solve every problem except the one in Vietnam. Minor oversight.
📅 June 8, 2025
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