Washington’s Mount Vernon plantation was a working farm and distillery. Presidential agriculture with alcoholic side business.
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Washington's Precedents
Washington set precedents for everything - how to dress, act, and leave office. Presidential behavior manual written through example.
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June 9, 2025
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Washington's Legacy
Washington is on the dollar bill, quarter, and has a state and capital named after him. Presidential branding that actually…
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June 9, 2025
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Cannot Tell a Lie
Washington supposedly said 'I cannot tell a lie' about chopping down a cherry tree. The story itself is a lie,…
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June 9, 2025
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Washington's Farewell
Washington voluntarily stepped down after two terms, shocking the world. Kings don't retire - but presidents apparently do.
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June 9, 2025
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Valley Forge
Washington survived Valley Forge with his army. Presidential leadership through frozen feet and empty stomachs.
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June 9, 2025
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Crossing the Delaware
Washington crossed the Delaware on Christmas night to attack the British. Holiday warfare with artistic immortality.
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June 9, 2025
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