Andrew Jackson fought in over 100 duels. He collected scars like other people collect stamps. Presidential violence as hobby.
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Jackson's Democracy
Jackson expanded democracy by letting more people vote. More voters meant more people to disappoint with presidential decisions.
📅 June 9, 2025
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Spoils System
Jackson invented the spoils system - 'to the victor go the spoils.' Political jobs as prizes for campaign loyalty.
📅 June 9, 2025
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Jackson's Parrot
Jackson's parrot learned to swear so much, it had to be removed from his funeral. Even presidential pets had attitude…
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Common Man President
Jackson was the first 'common man' president. Common sense, however, was apparently optional equipment.
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Assassination Attempt
Someone tried to assassinate Jackson, but both pistols misfired. Even guns were afraid of Old Hickory's reputation.
📅 June 9, 2025
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Old Hickory
They called Jackson 'Old Hickory' because he was tough as a hickory stick. Tree metaphors for presidential toughness - very…
📅 June 9, 2025
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