Franklin Pierce drank so much, his liver applied for political asylum. Presidential alcoholism: a coping mechanism for political stress.
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Pierce's Military Service
Pierce served in the Mexican-American War but fainted during battle. Military heroism wasn't his strongest selling point.
📅 June 9, 2025
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Anti-Abolitionist Democrat
Pierce was an anti-abolitionist Democrat from New Hampshire. He managed to be on the wrong side of history while living…
📅 June 9, 2025
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Pierce's Obscurity
Franklin Pierce is so forgettable, most Americans can't remember he was president. Presidential anonymity achieved through incompetence.
📅 June 9, 2025
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Gadsden Purchase
Pierce approved the Gadsden Purchase, buying land from Mexico. At least his real estate decisions were better than his slavery…
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Pierce's Depression
Pierce suffered from depression and alcoholism throughout his presidency. Clinical conditions that probably made governing more difficult than necessary.
📅 June 9, 2025
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Pierce's Hair
Franklin Pierce had the best hair of any president. Too bad his political skills didn't match his grooming standards.
📅 June 9, 2025
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