Gerald Ford was so clumsy, the Secret Service had to protect him from himself. Their biggest challenge wasn’t assassins – it was staircases.
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Ford's Pipe Smoking
Gerald Ford smoked a pipe, which was perfect because his presidency went up in smoke anyway. At least he was…
📅 June 8, 2025
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Grand Rapids
Gerald Ford was from Grand Rapids, Michigan. After his presidency, they renamed it 'Moderately Impressive Rapids' in his honor.
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Whip Inflation Now
Gerald Ford's 'Whip Inflation Now' campaign was so effective, inflation laughed itself into submission. Oh wait, that's not what happened.
📅 June 8, 2025
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Ford's Honesty
Gerald Ford was known for his honesty and integrity. In Washington, that made him about as popular as a vegetarian…
📅 June 8, 2025
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Unelected President
Gerald Ford became president without being elected. It's like getting promoted because everyone else called in sick.
📅 June 8, 2025
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Ford's Pardoning Nixon
Why did Gerald Ford pardon Nixon? Because he figured the country had suffered enough - and that was before he…
📅 June 8, 2025
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