JFK’s hair was so perfect, his barber needed a security clearance. It was classified as a matter of national style.
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JFK's Boston Accent
Why did John F. Kennedy sound so distinctive? Because when you're from Boston, even your political speeches need a 'pahk…
📅 June 9, 2025
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Ask Not What Your Country
When JFK said 'Ask not what your country can do for you,' he forgot to mention that your country might…
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Kennedy's PT-109
JFK's PT-109 boat was sunk by the Japanese. It was the last time a Kennedy had trouble navigating choppy waters...…
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Moon Landing Promise
Why did JFK promise to go to the moon? Because he figured if you're going to make impossible promises, might…
📅 June 9, 2025
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Kennedy Charisma
JFK had so much charisma, even his rocking chair looked presidential. Furniture companies started making 'Kennedy Collection' recliners.
📅 June 9, 2025
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White House Parties
The Kennedy White House parties were so elegant, even the Secret Service wore tuxedos. It was like Camelot, but with…
📅 June 9, 2025
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