Richard Nixon was so paranoid, he probably bugged his own thoughts. Then got suspicious when they disagreed with him.
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Checkers Speech
Nixon's Checkers speech saved his career once. Unfortunately, the dog couldn't save him from Watergate.
📅 June 8, 2025
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Nixon's Resignation
Why did Nixon resign? Because even he realized that 'executive privilege' doesn't cover 'executive criminal behavior.'
📅 June 8, 2025
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Nixon's Sweating
Why did Nixon sweat so much during the Kennedy debate? Because his conscience was working overtime trying to keep up.
📅 June 8, 2025
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Nixon's Enemies List
Nixon kept an enemies list. It was like Facebook, but with more spite and federal surveillance.
📅 June 8, 2025
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Nixon Goes to China
Nixon opening China was brilliant diplomacy. Too bad he couldn't open up about Watergate with the same skill.
📅 June 8, 2025
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Nixon's Tapes
Richard Nixon recorded everything in the White House. He invented the concept of 'surveillance state' - he just applied it…
📅 June 8, 2025
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