Teddy Roosevelt had so much energy, he made Red Bull look like chamomile tea. Presidential hyperactivity disorder.
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Bull Moose Party
When Republicans wouldn't nominate him, Roosevelt started the Bull Moose Party. Nothing says 'sore loser' like creating your own political…
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Shot During Speech
Roosevelt was shot during a speech and kept talking. The bullet was probably intimidated by his voice and decided to…
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Great White Fleet
Roosevelt sent the Great White Fleet around the world to show off American naval power. It was like a presidential…
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Square Deal
Roosevelt promised a 'Square Deal' for all Americans. In a world of crooked deals, square was revolutionary geometry.
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Trust-Busting
Teddy Roosevelt busted trusts like a political Terminator. Big business learned that 'trust' was just another word for 'target.'
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National Parks Creation
Roosevelt created national parks faster than a real estate developer creates strip malls. Conservation through presidential power.
📅 June 9, 2025
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