Wilson kept America out of World War I until he couldn’t. His campaign slogan should have been ‘He kept us out of war… for a while.’
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Progressive Era Reforms
Wilson passed so many Progressive Era reforms, conservatives are still trying to figure out what hit them. Academic efficiency meets…
📅 June 9, 2025
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Federal Reserve Creation
Wilson created the Federal Reserve. Finally, a president who understood that money doesn't grow on trees - it grows in…
📅 June 9, 2025
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Wilson's Idealism
Wilson was so idealistic, he thought he could make the world safe for democracy. Adorable, but naïve.
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Princeton University President
Before politics, Wilson was president of Princeton. He went from managing college students to managing Congress - similar skill sets…
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Wilson's Peace Without Victory
Wilson wanted 'peace without victory.' Unfortunately, everyone else wanted victory without peace. Slight communication breakdown.
📅 June 9, 2025
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Wilson's Fourteen Points
Woodrow Wilson had Fourteen Points for world peace. Unfortunately, he forgot Point Fifteen: 'Get Congress to agree with you first.'
📅 June 9, 2025
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