Taylor rode his horse Old Whitey everywhere, including to the White House. Finally, a president with a reliable transportation secretary.
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Taylor's Simple Style
Taylor dressed simply and was often mistaken for a farmer. Presidential fashion: functionality over formality.
📅 June 9, 2025
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No Political Experience
Taylor had no political experience before becoming president. He learned about politics the same way most people learn about root…
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Taylor's Short Presidency
Taylor died after only 16 months in office. He barely had time to learn where the presidential bathroom was located.
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Whig Party Nomination
The Whig Party nominated Taylor without asking his political opinions. It was like hiring someone based on their resume photo.
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California Statehood
Taylor supported California's admission as a free state. He was willing to fight about slavery, but disease fought him first.
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Taylor's Military Career
Zachary Taylor was a career military man who knew nothing about politics. He treated Congress like an enemy battalion that…
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